There aren’t too many places where you can stumble in at 3am blind drunk chanting “Ribena Ribena Ribena Ribena. Ri-f***in-bena!” and the guy behind the desk will stand there with a camera phone to “show people back in India what English people are like”.

But you can at the Total garage in Fallowfield. Haven to students and stoners alike, extortionately priced munch can be bought 24 hours a day, as can surprisingly cheap beer.

Yes, it may just be a place to get money to avoid the queues in town or somewhere to pick up beer when you’ve run out at 4am, but where else will the bloke behind the counter proudly display his ‘Fat Bas***d’ belt buckle and recommend exotic spirits that are very “effective”.

Where am I going with this review? I’m not sure. So I’ll wrap it up now - 4/5. It would get five if it didn’t shut for half an hour when they change the shift over.